Monday, November 19, 2018

It's my birthday!

HEY GUYS!
I've been terribly busy lately (also, my computer was brain dead for a few weeks and was repaired some days ago), but here I am!

Anyway, it's my birthday today!

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It's also Lostfairy's birthday. Happy birthday, Lost!

Not much happened this past month, and I don't really know what to post about, and I also have some homework to do, so i guess I'll try to make a regular post tomorrow.
See ya then!

old siggy c:

Saturday, October 13, 2018

I HATE THE NEW ANIMAL JAM ARMOR

Hey everybody
today I was just casually checking the Jamaa Journal when I saw this:

The WICKED armor. Let's teach children that being wicked is awesome, and apparently that this atrocious armor is dreamy.

It's not ''as bad as it seems''

Well, obviously, it's even worse than it seems.
What's the point on putting this stupid thing in a kids' game?

Things like this are why I hate the modern Halloween and never celebrate it.


It could've been a monster armor, a skeleton armor, a ghost/spirit armor, a vampire armor, but no, it had to be a WICKED armor.


Brb, gotta go spam AJHQ's e-mail account with rant messages. (jk)

hey guis its parrot here



Friday, October 12, 2018

Reading my old posts...

Hey wazzup it's me
Actually no, it's not me, it's my dog

I think I kind of ruined this x_x

ALRIGHT HEY EVERYONE, it's Friday so I don't have to do my homework or go to any of my after-school classes today, so I can finally make a decent post for once! HURRAH!

Sorry for being so inactive (is this the 500th time I'm saying this?), I'm currently mastering the art of procrastinating.

BUT I'M HERE NOW! And this is going to be an organised post!

I was reading some of my 2015 posts earlier, and my, they sure were cringy. BUT HEY, at least I bothered to post at least once a week back then :T.

Here's one of them:



October 21st, 2015


Ok, hi guys, it's Flora and I finally struggled to find some time for my very first official post,

-Well well well, won't you look at those very well-constructed sentences...

 I fixed the computer

-I fixed the computer? I couldn't fix a mechanical pencil back then...

 but I suddenly remembered that our EVIL maths teacher

-(3 years later:) That Maths teacher was the best teacher I've ever had.

 (not really evil actually)

-Oh

 had put us some exercises,but, here I am!

-Sure, whatever you say, Flora... 

[picture of new items]

Pretty amazing,right? I like the jelly-fishy phantom (it looks like a jellyfish to me).

-Nonono, it's supposed to look like a SPIDER!

[rambling]...I took the picture while I were playing

w e r e

-I regret typing this with all my heart.

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Here's another one:

November 30th, 2015

[rambling]...
AND... (drum rolls)

TODAY I WON 3 DIAMONDS!! YAY, NOW I HAVE 39 DIAMONDS!!

-SO WHAT?

(answer) and so? You are a nm anyways.

-In your FACE, loser! (I'm the loser :c)

I know I am a nm. But when I get 3 diamonds on the daily spin, I usually get 3 diamonds on the 3rd account I will enter that day.

-Apparently I was a bit of a conspiracy theorist back them.

So I entered Cuterebecca, I got 3 diamonds, my sister entered littlethegirl123 and got 300 gems and on kelly1010 I also got 3 diamonds

-My sister got the worst prize. Another victory for me.

And other good news:
From now on, I will DAILY post a Christmas-themed jamaasian story/tale.
Jam On!!

-A few more well-structured sentences. ''I will DAILY post''- Learn how to write/type a coherent sentence, you worthless pineapple. (I'm the worthless pineapple :c)

Also, this was my cringy signature. Just sayin'. I have to make a new one as soon as possible:



Last one for today, it's going to be a short one:
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January 4th, 2016

Hi, I am back from my looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong break!

-Quite a long break, huh?

[picture of arctic coat]

WAAAH! WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!

-Are you okay? Did you step on a Lego or something..? I didn't even take the time to make any comments on this one...


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Alright, this was it for today, guys! Hopefully I'll get to make another post this week. Bye!

he stare at u in the night



Saturday, September 22, 2018

Why do I keep forgetting things?!

Uh hey
it is I
the floor
I mean Flora
How ya doin'?

It's been so long since the last time I posted, or the time before that, or the time before that! Usually, I didn't really have access to my computer as my sister would use it all day long, but my dad got her one and now this computer is officially mine... HUEHUEHUE!

I'll start being active soon, I promise!

But for now, I'd like to inform you that the Customerpalooza is out, it's my fourth time joining and I'm pretty sure I'm going to fail again but it's worth a shot. Please vote for me? Here's the link: http://www.flipline.com/kcp18/9k0x9t7y9pr

My entries:

Deidre
Deidre2
Maeve2

Now, it's time for some quality Animal Jam content! (mind you, I don't know what to post so this may be a bit random)


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Remember when Fman122 was the big thing and everyone was afraid of him?
Pepperidge farm remembers...

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I know how that feels...

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No... you don't have to be fashionable to have betas.
Because once you get a beta, your life changes (not really)

Seriously though, I remember that when I was a smol jammer back in '14, I would say that even if I had a spike, I wouldn't wear it because they're ugly, but then I got my first spike from lucky clovers and I never took it off until I got another spike, haha.

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Uhh... sure, buddy.

Okay, that's it for today! I'll try to post again in a few days. See ya!!






Sunday, September 2, 2018

IT'S BEEN LIKE 38290537109 YEARS SINCE THE LAST TIME I POSTED

SORRY

I'M SORRY FOR BEING SO INACTIVE!

I KEEP TELLING MYSELF, ''POST TODAY'' BUT THEN I FORGET IT.

I've mastered the art of procrastinating.

I actually don't know what to post about, I'm just making this post to tell you guys that I'm still alive.

But here's my dark secret...






















































































I've been absorbed by the Forgotten Desert.

I JUST CAN'T STOP PLAYING IT!

Kingsley's Customerpalooza 2018 is about to start (remember Flora?), and this year I really want to be in the top 32 customers since it may be the last Customerpalooza ever. I've collected a bunch of rares on Chicken Smoothie so I can host a ''vote-for-me'' giveaway, and I'm currently trying to get some spikes on AJ to do the same thing on YouTube. I've completed the Forgotten Desert over 50 times this week alone, but I did manage to get a black long, WHICH I WILL BE GIVING AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

I'll be making a normal post soon, this is just a reminder that I'm still around, lol

SEEEEEEEEEEE YAAAAAAAAAAAA



Uh woof woof its me Max