Saturday, October 13, 2018


Hey everybody
today I was just casually checking the Jamaa Journal when I saw this:

The WICKED armor. Let's teach children that being wicked is awesome, and apparently that this atrocious armor is dreamy.

It's not ''as bad as it seems''

Well, obviously, it's even worse than it seems.
What's the point on putting this stupid thing in a kids' game?

Things like this are why I hate the modern Halloween and never celebrate it.

It could've been a monster armor, a skeleton armor, a ghost/spirit armor, a vampire armor, but no, it had to be a WICKED armor.

Brb, gotta go spam AJHQ's e-mail account with rant messages. (jk)

hey guis its parrot here

Friday, October 12, 2018

Reading my old posts...

Hey wazzup it's me
Actually no, it's not me, it's my dog

I think I kind of ruined this x_x

ALRIGHT HEY EVERYONE, it's Friday so I don't have to do my homework or go to any of my after-school classes today, so I can finally make a decent post for once! HURRAH!

Sorry for being so inactive (is this the 500th time I'm saying this?), I'm currently mastering the art of procrastinating.

BUT I'M HERE NOW! And this is going to be an organised post!

I was reading some of my 2015 posts earlier, and my, they sure were cringy. BUT HEY, at least I bothered to post at least once a week back then :T.

Here's one of them:

October 21st, 2015

Ok, hi guys, it's Flora and I finally struggled to find some time for my very first official post,

-Well well well, won't you look at those very well-constructed sentences...

 I fixed the computer

-I fixed the computer? I couldn't fix a mechanical pencil back then...

 but I suddenly remembered that our EVIL maths teacher

-(3 years later:) That Maths teacher was the best teacher I've ever had.

 (not really evil actually)


 had put us some exercises,but, here I am!

-Sure, whatever you say, Flora... 

[picture of new items]

Pretty amazing,right? I like the jelly-fishy phantom (it looks like a jellyfish to me).

-Nonono, it's supposed to look like a SPIDER!

[rambling]...I took the picture while I were playing

w e r e

-I regret typing this with all my heart.


Here's another one:

November 30th, 2015

AND... (drum rolls)



(answer) and so? You are a nm anyways.

-In your FACE, loser! (I'm the loser :c)

I know I am a nm. But when I get 3 diamonds on the daily spin, I usually get 3 diamonds on the 3rd account I will enter that day.

-Apparently I was a bit of a conspiracy theorist back them.

So I entered Cuterebecca, I got 3 diamonds, my sister entered littlethegirl123 and got 300 gems and on kelly1010 I also got 3 diamonds

-My sister got the worst prize. Another victory for me.

And other good news:
From now on, I will DAILY post a Christmas-themed jamaasian story/tale.
Jam On!!

-A few more well-structured sentences. ''I will DAILY post''- Learn how to write/type a coherent sentence, you worthless pineapple. (I'm the worthless pineapple :c)

Also, this was my cringy signature. Just sayin'. I have to make a new one as soon as possible:

Last one for today, it's going to be a short one:

January 4th, 2016

Hi, I am back from my looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong break!

-Quite a long break, huh?

[picture of arctic coat]


-Are you okay? Did you step on a Lego or something..? I didn't even take the time to make any comments on this one...


Alright, this was it for today, guys! Hopefully I'll get to make another post this week. Bye!

he stare at u in the night